Consider this tee your official, zero-effort public service announcement. For anyone whose inner monologue immediately leaks out through an involuntary side-eye, raised eyebrow, or aggressive eye roll, this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Featuring a casual, delicate script, it’s the ultimate uniform for staff meetings, family dinners, and surviving small talk in public. Wear it proudly when your poker face is completely non-existent and you have zero intention of fixing it.
Lightweight, soft, and breathable this jersey tee sits close to the body with a retail crew neckline and side seams that keep the silhouette tidy through repeated wear. Built from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt layers easily under jackets or stands alone on warm days.
Thoughtfully finished details — a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label — make it comfortable for all-day wear. Ethically manufactured with REACH compliance and quality printing methods (DTF/DTG depending on print location), this tee blends casual style with a little attitude for someone who speaks with their expression as much as their words.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider for crisp, vibrant artwork
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas supply chain certifications)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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