Because clearly, logic is now a rare collector's item.
If you've spent even five minutes reading comment sections, navigating traffic, or listening to adult humans speak today, you already know the painful truth: common sense is practically an endangered species.
This tee does the heavy lifting for you—politely warning the world to bring basic reasoning to the table before they start a conversation.
Lightweight, breathable, and clean-lined — this tee speaks the truth. The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the ribbed crew neck and side seams keep the silhouette neat through wear. A bold, hand-lettered script sits center chest with subtle sparkle accents, sending a clever, conversational message without shouting. Wear it layered under a jacket, tossed on after a weekend errand run, or paired with your go-to jeans when you want to say something smart and a little sassy. Detailed printing methods ensure crisp lines on the chest and sleeves, and a tear-away label keeps the back of your neck comfortable. Responsibly produced blanks and REACH certification mean the shirt looks and feels thoughtful from fabric to finish.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 142 g/m² for breathable comfort
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and side seams for shape retention
- Crisp, detailed chest and sleeve printing (DTF/DTG used by providers)
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability; REACH certified
- Available fabric blends for heathers; blanks sourced from Honduras and responsibly manufactured
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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