Keep the holiday spirit high and the drama low. This cozy crewneck is your gentle (and hilarious) reminder to spread cheer — not chaos — this season. Perfect for family gatherings, gift wrapping marathons, or that one relative who always tests your patience. Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of sass — because peace on earth starts with not decking your family. 🎄😅
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Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Deck the Halls, Not Your Family" Holiday Sweatshirt
Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Deck the Halls, Not Your Family" Holiday Sweatshirt
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.50 | 31.50 |
| Length, in | 26.50 | 27.48 | 28.46 | 29.49 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 31.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 34.00 | 35.25 | 35.87 | 36.62 | 37.37 | 38.12 | 38.87 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The bold retro block lettering in festive red and green reads like a cheeky carol—funny, a little sassy, and unmistakably seasonal. The medium-weight fleece interior wraps you in warmth while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and relaxed. Wear it to casual winter gatherings, loud family dinners, or low-key ugly-sweater swaps when you want to make people laugh without sacrificing comfort. It layers easily over tees or under a coat, and the tag-free neck keeps necklines smooth for all-day wear.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (varies by color) for softness plus durability
- Medium-weight fleece interior (7.8 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle cover-seams for long-lasting shape retention
- Contains up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles; tag-free neck for added comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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